I think that my work colleagues have finally worked me out!
Yesterday I was quetly working away at my desk when I felt a sneeze coming on. Sure enough it arrived and was promptly followed by the usual exchange of excusses and blessing. After which I remarked about my satisfaction of the preceeding event - it was one of those sneezes that you enjoy, that strange enjoyable sensation with no bodily fluid issues.
It was at this point that somebody asked me the full analysis of the sneeze. Further remarking that in line with my usual attention to detail they required feedback of the rating, rank and category of the event .
This, I'm afraid stumped me, it turns out that sneezing is the one thing I haven't applied my usual full analysis to!